Dad: where does Papa Johns pizza even come from?
Me: Well the cheese probably comes from a commercial dairy farm somewhere in Wisconsin. The sauce is likely from a genetically modified tomato factory somewhere in California. And the toppings probably come from wherever they are cheapest.
Dad: blank stare
Dad: I mean like where is the closest Papa Johns store.
When I used to go to the bar everyone thought I was Jesus Christ. I’d walk in and they would say, ‘Jesus Christ, you again?’
waiting for my Dad and sister to get here and then trekking up to Syracuse for my Grandpa’s birthday party. He’s like 80 or something! I’m pretty amped.
In case we weren’t clear about how boring I am: it’s Friday night and I’m home reading a book about water.
hello all you wonderful people. do you remember the movie “Dazed and Confused”? me too. it was and still is one of my favorite movies. reflects my childhood so much, and also Ben Affleck is a TOTAL asshole in it. i gotta say though, when it comes to classic characters, Matthew McConaughey’s “Wooderson” took the cake… and the high school girls with him…
so.. to commemorate the 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the filming and inception of this amazing movie, we brought a little someone from the film back to be the life of the party for our new video for the song “Synthesizers”. the song lyrics really relate to just about anyone who has a hard time moving on with the changes that life throws at you…. so without further ado…
enjoy and you’re welcome…watch it now on VEVO.
Butch Walker & the Black Widows
Ohhh how I love you, Butch.
21 more and I get a romantic comedy starring James Marsden and a bullet in my brain.
